Woman to Woman

Twice in my life a woman has phoned and started the conversation with "Woman to woman":

"Woman to woman, I know my husband's in love with you and I'm asking you not to respond to him if he calls or sends you an e-mail."

What she really meant: "Back off, BITCH!"

"Woman to woman, I have to tell you your husband has been hitting on me. I, of course, have not encouraged him and I'm here for you if you want to talk about what a loser he is, cheating on you that way."

What she really meant: "Give it up, STUPID, he's in love with me. Divorce him so I can have him."